Ok, maybe the title is a little too dramatic but I’ve been meaning to tell you guys about the stuff I started to use that has changed my hair. None of its expensive (thank God) and I’ll provide links if you want to buy and try. If you’re outside the U.S. and want to try… Continue reading 4 Hair Products That Changed My Life!
The boys and I are going to Los Angeles the second week of April. To say we are excited is an understatement. We are staying with my wonderful cousin F as he has agreed to take us in for 5 nights. F, if you’re reading this, hide anything you don’t want broken cause the balls… Continue reading My Hollywood Anxiety in 4 Examples
“I just want to wrap someone in foil! Who has pain?” I announced to my 2 sons and husband who were sitting on the sofa, watching football. They looked at me as if I had well….said I wanted to wrap someone in foil. Apparently, if you wrap a pain spot in foil, it regulates that… Continue reading 5 Hot Mess Home Remedies
How am I using my son’s zit cream? I am forty-fucking-one and using zit cream. As a teen and a 20-something, I thought one of the few pluses of aging would be the zits going away. But like thinking maternity leave would be a vacation, it was all just a cruel joke. I have adult… Continue reading Adult Acne, WTF?
I’m going to date myself here but do you guys remember in the movie Poltergeist when the little witch lady, or whatever she was used to say “Devil be gone!” Well I imagine her to say, “Calluses be gone!” Ok, that intro sucked, but don’t judge. Keep reading! Say hello to my little friend! “What… Continue reading Calluses Be Gone!
Like no one telling me the first few months of a newborn’s life is on par with torture techniques, I was fed the line of crap that acne goes away once you are a seasoned adult. I’m 40 and I still have acne. What the hell? I mean, don’t get me wrong, I don’t get… Continue reading When Do Zits Go Away?
Ok, everyone put your imagination caps on. The below is a direct result of my dilemma today. I want you to envision those cliche, AS SEEN ON TV ads as you read my sales pitch…. Voice over: What do you do when your out of coffee in the morning and wake up looking like a 100… Continue reading The “I Look Like Ass” Sales Pitch
Look, my sons are young and don’t need to go to the spa to get a hair cut. They don’t need a hot towel or warmed oil on their hands (is that what fine barbers do? I don’t know.). In the past, my beef was with the hayseeds working at my local Great Clips. I… Continue reading My Love/Hate Relationship With Great Clips
You ever get that really nice surprise in the mail and it just makes your day? Totally got mine on Sunday. Because we are irresponsible and have been known to let our mailbox pile up, we got out about a weeks worth of mail on Sunday just before heading to the beauty mecca of America-… Continue reading Hot Mess’s Review of Beauty Products For Fall
So I was reading the book Spending The Holidays With People I Want to Punch In The Throat by Jen Mann and it’s pretty brilliant! Cannot wait to finish it and move on to her other books. She mentions a cowlick in her book. I was over the moon because she has officially solved a mystery for me.… Continue reading I Learned About A Cowlick Today!