It’s no secret that I will do everything in my power to keep a youthful appearance. I’ve written about every attempt I’ve made and I...
Tag: Aging
For those of you who know what a child is, most of you have seen a kid who refuses to leave a place. This could...
It’s my birthday and I’m 43-years-old! I really don’t feel like I’m 43 but according to the birth certificate, I am. That being said, I...
I couldn’t resist the Frank’s Red Hot slogan of “I put that shit on everything” when deciding on a title. I’ve been getting into more...
Let me preface this by saying I am NOT getting paid to tell you guys about this nor am I getting free stuff (I wish)....
When I go through the self-checkout with wine, I love to see the date they enter for my birthday. As a baseline, I was born...
Today is my birthday all! Hot Mess turns 42! I’d like to think I don’t look old but maybe I do? I feel like aging...
“I dreamt you died,” my friend/co-worker said to me today. “Come again? Wait…what? How did I die?” “I can’t say,” she responded. “You can’t tell...
At 41, my sons deem me old. I don’t feel old and I feel like I’m doing a whole hell of a lot better trying...
How am I using my son’s zit cream? I am forty-fucking-one and using zit cream. As a teen and a 20-something, I thought one of...