You know how when you have something really scary planned and you’re accepting of it, up until it’s actually here? “Fuck, I signed up to...
It started last week. I would get an occasional ant on my desk at work. At one point I had a massive spider on my...
I pulled into the drive thru bank this morning to deposit $50. I was pretty much negative in my account and payday isn’t for another...
I am having some major anxiety about my oldest, P, going to middle school this year. I have only 1 frame of reference and that...
So I was reading the book Spending The Holidays With People I Want to Punch In The Throat by Jen Mann and it’s pretty brilliant! Cannot wait...
Last night we had 2 sleepovers occurring simultaneously, so I decided this would be a good opportunity to catch up on a show that I’ve quickly...
No, I’m not a fancy hooker peoples. Get your mind out of the gutter. My 7 year old, C, is 3 doors down while my...
So I’d say about 98% of my posts are humor and/or ranting based. I use this blog as my therapy, to have fun and for...
P.S. Because irony is a comedian, while placing Chichi back on the bed, I fell on to the spindle of my Ikea bed. I chalk...
As a reminder, I LOVE IKEA but after spending last night flipping through the catalog, I chuckled more and more as I saw the pictures....