My oldest turns 12 next week. In January he went with his BFF to Kalahari Water Park to celebrate his birthday. Upon return, P exclaimed...
If you haven’t read it yet and you want the back story of how I got myself into this debacle, read here: My Call From The...
Ok, so I really lucked out to work at a place that is on par with my sense of humor. Now that a co-worker has...
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
I am like a Goddamn gremlin. What is my problem? I should not have wine and Facebook after 11 as I have proven time and...
Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
I feel like I haven’t posted in forever. I’ve been sick. Not like a man cold where I feel like I’m on my death bed...
The day I got engaged to my husband was the day I began dreaming of registering for my wedding. I couldn’t wait to hit stores...
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...