Now we are running into issues. It’s 8:38 at night and day 1 of my diet (I started it on Mother’s day because I’m a moron)....
Category: Super Hot Mess
When I started my job last year, I discovered ants in my cubicle about 3 weeks into the job. They called an exterminater and eventually...
In 2011, I received one of those inheritance emails, saying that I am an heir to millions of dollars. I was thoroughly annoyed and don’t...
Today was my boss’s 30th birthday. I must say, she has her shit together! A steady job as a Merchandising Manager, adorable and has a...
Here is part 1: Hot Mess Goes To The Water Park- Part 1 Reluctantly I got my sensible, mom bathing suit on and checked my lady...
This isn’t a long post, just an observation I’ve made about hardware stores. Home Depot or Lowe’s don’t count as they never have enough people...
Ok, so I really lucked out to work at a place that is on par with my sense of humor. Now that a co-worker has...
I am like a Goddamn gremlin. What is my problem? I should not have wine and Facebook after 11 as I have proven time and...
Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...