Apparently while on vacation, I fell asleep on the sofa in my bathing suit. My husband and his friend thought it would be funny to...
Category: Summer
My oldest had me laughing on one of our first days in Florida at the supermarket. He’s like, “let’s be real, does anyone really live...
The beach is great in theory. I remember a week ago the aspirations I had for the beach here in Florida. The following went through...
We are currently sharing a house with our friends and their 2 sons who are both under the age of 10. I honestly believe you...
As I sit in our vacation home, someone already had Say Yes to the Dress on the tv. I promised myself I wouldn’t watch shit...
Though I’d love to see what society looked like 300 years ago, I think I was born in an adequate time. Why? Because we have...
Not me peoples! Jesus, it’s only 10:14 a.m. I’m not an alcoholic. As we made it through the plane we were exiled to the back...
Lame-ass title, I know. I just didn’t know what else to name it. I really wanted to entitle it: Some Miscellaneous but that would get...
I love how the last month of school, everyone’s like fuck it. The parents are like fuck it, the kids are like fuck it and...
When I was growing up, we would get a bat in our house annually each summer. Someway, some how, these ass holes always showed up...