Just when I was getting a little worried I wouldn’t be able to find the right ass hole to write about, Madonna comes out of...
Category: Ridiculousness
A good chunk of my blog posts are what I deem ridiculousness. I don’t even know if ridiculousness is a word but it’s my word so I’m using it. I feel like much of my life falls into the ridiculousness range thus this category holds the most posts.
I’ve been noticing more and more vendors and co-workers using inspirational quotes under their signature in emails. I really don’t know what they are trying...
So as I was gathering my notes for a post I wanted to write on things that have to go including stars that declare they...
I like to keep things funny, real and often inappropriate, 95% of the time. Given today’s holiday, it’s not appropriate I talk about wine, ass...
I awoke to my phone ringing at 6:10 a.m yesterday. It was the school district calling to inform us we were on yet another 2...
Seriously, I am truly a positive person. If you remove the stupidity of Kenneth from 30 Rock, his demeanor is my overall approach daily. But...
Do I even have to list this out? When you are thrown in a large auditorium with strangers, after paying the same amount it costs...
There is nothing that causes more anxiety for me than the possibility of hitting a deer. I would rather drive on ice, torrential downpours and/or...
I am a prankster, especially on April Fools. I enjoy a great joke, love to watch Comedians and LOVE funny people. Now I don’t know...
Dear God (head down, pinching skin between my eyes, shaking it back and forth) if I get 1 more God damn Christmas newsletter, I am...