Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
Category: Ridiculousness
A good chunk of my blog posts are what I deem ridiculousness. I don’t even know if ridiculousness is a word but it’s my word so I’m using it. I feel like much of my life falls into the ridiculousness range thus this category holds the most posts.
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
I feel like I haven’t posted in forever. I’ve been sick. Not like a man cold where I feel like I’m on my death bed...
The day I got engaged to my husband was the day I began dreaming of registering for my wedding. I couldn’t wait to hit stores...
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
So this post is primarily dedicated to all my peeps in the Midwest and New England area as you can absolutely relate to this feeling. We’ve...
While watching the Presidential Address To Congress, take a shot every time they stand up!!!
You know guys, I was sweating bullets trying to come up with February’s Ass Hole of the Month. I don’t know if it was Valentine’s...
I eat horribly. I LOVE to eat. Thankfully due to 2 medicines I take, my eyes are often bigger than my tummy, leaving me with...