Yesterday’s post was about what will inevitably show up at any and all firework displays- the worst humans on Earth. These people will surround our...
Category: Holiday
As Americans, we are gearing up to celebrate our independence from Britain. And to all my lovely British friends, please no offense. It wasn’t you,...
So as many of you know, I was dying for a Cricut. Like a drug addict, I’ve thought of nothing else then how to obtain a...
When I first came across the Cricut machine at Jo Ann’s I blew it off as some contraption only used by women obsessed with scrap...
As I posted Saturday night, I was caught red-handed or egg-handed by my 8-year-old. I successfully crushed his dreams in a matter of minutes when...
The title explains it all. It happened 50 minutes ago and I feel like the biggest ass hole on Earth. There are no words to...
Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
I like to keep things funny, real and often inappropriate, 95% of the time. Given today’s holiday, it’s not appropriate I talk about wine, ass...
I thought I was doing the “right” thing and announcing to the world, “I’m not going on a diet. I’m changing my lifestyle.” I vowed...