I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This...
Category: Holiday
My friend NC and I had planned a Cricut day for 2 weeks. What’s a Cricut? It’s the machine I was obsessed with this spring,...
This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the...
As I mentioned a post earlier, I got my blessed new Galaxy Note 8 and I LOVE IT! Unfortunately when upgrading, we came to realize...
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just...
When I ask most Americans if they’ll be shopping on Black Friday, I get a “hell no” as a response. Yet when I go out,...
I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this...
So when my work emails us and says there are free suite tickets for the OSU basketball game, I jump at it. Not because I...
Because I’m a spaz and overly excited for Black Friday, I have begun to think about what to ask for, for Christmas. Don’t get me...
As I heard fireworks while watching tv last night, I ran to the glass doors to watch. I’m a sucker for fireworks. Upon peering out,...