After over a decade of having to move the little fucker that we know as the elf on the shelf, we were FINALLY able to...
Category: Elf on the Shelf
The person that invented the elf on the shelf should be locked up with 300 creepy dolls for a week! Having to move the elf on the shelf has been an absolute nightmare now for 11 f’ing years!
I don’t care if I sound like an old curmudgeon but we need to talk about the state of rap music. I wouldn’t even call...
When my good friend NC sent the following to me yesterday….. I knew it was about that time of the year to profess my utter...
“I blame Pinterest for this shit,” -Jen Mann, People I Want to Punch in the Throat I didn’t have to get through the entire book...
It’s Christmas Even and I woke up in a panic. It was 6:30 a.m. and I don’t think I hadn’t hid the elf on the f’ing...
Relate For the WordPress prompt of the day, the word is RELATE. And I thought, ‘how can I bring up a topic that many people,...
Let me first say, I feel like a failure ALL-THE-TIME. I feel like I’m never doing well enough as a parent or a wife. I...
I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This...
This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the...
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just...