I eat horribly. I LOVE to eat. Thankfully due to 2 medicines I take, my eyes are often bigger than my tummy, leaving me with...
Category: First World Problems
I have no idea how to fucking review a movie. I don’t know if there is an art or science to it. All I know...
This post is about as pointless as the post from yesterday but piggy backs on it. It will drive home the fact that I have...
Like no one telling me the first few months of a newborn’s life is on par with torture techniques, I was fed the line of...
Just when I was getting a little worried I wouldn’t be able to find the right ass hole to write about, Madonna comes out of...
Occasionally I get these imaginary scenes in my head to which I begin to laugh uncontrollably then within 24 hours later I’m typing it out...
I awoke to my phone ringing at 6:10 a.m yesterday. It was the school district calling to inform us we were on yet another 2...
I thought I was doing the “right” thing and announcing to the world, “I’m not going on a diet. I’m changing my lifestyle.” I vowed...
Seriously, I am truly a positive person. If you remove the stupidity of Kenneth from 30 Rock, his demeanor is my overall approach daily. But...
2015 was a nightmare. Between being unemployed the first part of the year, being diagnosed with Atypical Ductal Hyperplasia then working for a company that...