Seriously I want to ask you guys this. Have any of you ever received a brand new (not used) luxury car with a gigantic red...
Category: Family
I have a family, you probably have a family. It’s only fitting to have a family category. Since many posts are fueled by the silly that occurs in my home, I place family posts in this category.
Sweet baby Jesus, I just want to crank out 1 post, just one post. Is that too much to ask for? I’m not lucky enough...
When I was growing up, I decided very early I wanted to be a fashion buyer. I lived just outside of Columbus, home of world-famous...
This post is dedicated to my husband. I love you and you’re king of the man colds. My husband has caught a cold, but not...
I’ve posted night 1 and night 2 of the Elf on the Shelf, adult version. I hope you’ve gotten a little chuckle. Night 3 This...
This elf began smoking at 12. After a ridiculously long day in the sweat shop…..ahem…toy shop….he would steal away with several other elves behind the...
As I mentioned a post earlier, I got my blessed new Galaxy Note 8 and I LOVE IT! Unfortunately when upgrading, we came to realize...
And so it begins, I have to move that f’ing elf on the shelf every God damn day for the next month. And not just...
When I ask most Americans if they’ll be shopping on Black Friday, I get a “hell no” as a response. Yet when I go out,...
I’ve slacked big time. It’s 11:22 and I’ve been home for hours. What is wrong with me? It’s fuckin’ Black Friday and I’m typing this...