As a child, I was always excited to attend an assembly for a school fundraiser. As a 10-year-old, the prizes were AMAZING! Sell $50, get...
Author: hotmessmemoir
My son’s 7th birthday is officially today. Thank the baby Jesus he was a million times easier to get out then my first son. I...
Last year one night I was becoming increasingly frustrated that my boys did not find my Elf on the Shelf efforts good enough. “Why didn’t...
After about an hour of watching my youngest at a gymnastic party I began to feel horribly guilty for not participating in the balance beam,...
I’m currently sitting on a hard as a rock bleacher watching my youngest at a gym for a gymnastic party he was invited to for...
I have developed a severe aversion to the Elf on the Shelf. I wanted to know who I had to thank for this creepy looking...
Stay with me here. My co-worker’s* conversation peaked my interest as usual when I heard her say, “He wants to stab someone with his leg....
Who am I? Well who the hell are you? This post is just a 15,000 foot overview.