Today I participated in probably my 10th White Elephant gift exchange. If you’re new to a white elephant gift exchange, it’s where you bring a...
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Dear Defense Department, What the actual fuck are you doing? It doesn’t take an expert to realize this isn’t the Piggly Wiggly testing out new...
I’m like a 90-year-old woman that doesn’t give 2 fucks anymore about what she writes. I’ve stayed away almost 90% from social media over the...
So I’m trying to find my joy again and I’ll explain. I started my blog in 2016 and it quickly, for several years, became my...
I haven’t done one of these posts in years. Honestly, I thought I had covered every aspect on how to be a decent human being....
When you go on Etsy, the following question should appear before continuing: HAVE YOU HAD MORE THAN 3 DRINKS? Like weed, porn and alcohol websites,...
As a child of the 80’s and a teen of the 90’s, I’ve spent decades, quietly putting the mullet to the respected death it deserves....
Yes, I am over half your age. And yes, when I went to homecoming, it was the early to mid-nineties. That being said, I have...
What is Acupuncture? If you’ve never heard of Acupuncture, lemme explain. It was created in China and has been around for 3000 years. Needles, the...
If you live North of Tennesse or West of Texas and never heard of Buc-ee’s, I hadn’t either until recently. A few months ago, I...