I like to keep things funny, real and often inappropriate, 95% of the time. Given today’s holiday, it’s not appropriate I talk about wine, ass...
Author: hotmess
Last night was awesome! I managed to score suite tickets for the second time in a week to see an OSU hockey game. I don’t...
When I was around 10, my very Italian, very Catholic father thought it be a good idea I be an alter girl. He had been...
I awoke to my phone ringing at 6:10 a.m yesterday. It was the school district calling to inform us we were on yet another 2...
I thought I was doing the “right” thing and announcing to the world, “I’m not going on a diet. I’m changing my lifestyle.” I vowed...
Seriously, I am truly a positive person. If you remove the stupidity of Kenneth from 30 Rock, his demeanor is my overall approach daily. But...
Do I even have to list this out? When you are thrown in a large auditorium with strangers, after paying the same amount it costs...
There is nothing that causes more anxiety for me than the possibility of hitting a deer. I would rather drive on ice, torrential downpours and/or...
2015 was a nightmare. Between being unemployed the first part of the year, being diagnosed with Atypical Ductal Hyperplasia then working for a company that...
We were invited to a friends house for New Years Eve. Because there are soooo many activities (a pool, indoor hot tub, pool table, so...