One night after one too many, I thought to myself, ‘Hot Mess, it’s time to buy your domain. You need to buy hotmess.com.’ I had...
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Like the mafia, every time I say I’m not going to write anything more about politics, I’m brought back in. So much so, I’ve thought...
I did it! The mammogram is over and I have 6 months to get unreasonably worked up again before the next one! For first time...
And I’m scared as shit. I’ve had one before my lumpectomy in 2015 but my fears are getting the best of me. I don’t want...
Like no one telling me the first few months of a newborn’s life is on par with torture techniques, I was fed the line of...
Just when I was getting a little worried I wouldn’t be able to find the right ass hole to write about, Madonna comes out of...
I took several pics last week that I found pretty funny so I thought I would share them with you. Enjoy! Ok, I go through my son’s...
Occasionally I get these imaginary scenes in my head to which I begin to laugh uncontrollably then within 24 hours later I’m typing it out...
I’ve been noticing more and more vendors and co-workers using inspirational quotes under their signature in emails. I really don’t know what they are trying...
So as I was gathering my notes for a post I wanted to write on things that have to go including stars that declare they...