The day I got engaged to my husband was the day I began dreaming of registering for my wedding. I couldn’t wait to hit stores...
Author: hotmess
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
So this post is primarily dedicated to all my peeps in the Midwest and New England area as you can absolutely relate to this feeling. We’ve...
While watching the Presidential Address To Congress, take a shot every time they stand up!!!
You know guys, I was sweating bullets trying to come up with February’s Ass Hole of the Month. I don’t know if it was Valentine’s...
I eat horribly. I LOVE to eat. Thankfully due to 2 medicines I take, my eyes are often bigger than my tummy, leaving me with...
I wrote this last night, posting this morning. My sons fight like their lives depend on it. It’s as if you’ve combined the Bachelorette and...
Husbands? Lunch? Nah! I was thinking I haven’t done a guest post in a long time and I’ve never had someone do a guest post...
About a month ago I received a letter home from my 8 year old’s teacher about a wax museum. Basically, each of the 21 kids...