I was in middle school in the 80’s. They still had spanking, teacher smoke breaks and teachers who would yell at you till you were...
Author: hotmess
2 things to update you guys on….. Gordy If you haven’t heard yet, my family is interviewing to be on some sort of Gordon Ramsay...
My oldest turns 12 next week. In January he went with his BFF to Kalahari Water Park to celebrate his birthday. Upon return, P exclaimed...
If you haven’t read it yet and you want the back story of how I got myself into this debacle, read here: My Call From The...
Ok, so I really lucked out to work at a place that is on par with my sense of humor. Now that a co-worker has...
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
I am like a Goddamn gremlin. What is my problem? I should not have wine and Facebook after 11 as I have proven time and...
Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
I feel like I haven’t posted in forever. I’ve been sick. Not like a man cold where I feel like I’m on my death bed...