When I first came across the Cricut machine at Jo Ann’s I blew it off as some contraption only used by women obsessed with scrap...
Author: hotmess
I’ve always dreamed of going to the Kentucky Derby but doing it right with a beautiful hat and being in a VIP suite to watch...
As I posted Saturday night, I was caught red-handed or egg-handed by my 8-year-old. I successfully crushed his dreams in a matter of minutes when...
The title explains it all. It happened 50 minutes ago and I feel like the biggest ass hole on Earth. There are no words to...
Let’s get down to brass tacks ladies and gents. I am fallin’ behind with soccer mom paraphernalia. The other moms on my sons’ teams have...
I appreciate the arts about as much as I appreciate the decor of my physicians waiting room. I was commuting from work last night and...
I did a list like this last year but since a year has gone by, a new list of annoying things have sprouted up. I...
Our neighborhood is a party whenever it gets the slightest bit warm. As I type this, there are bonfires in peoples driveways, neighbors walking around...
Today was my boss’s 30th birthday. I must say, she has her shit together! A steady job as a Merchandising Manager, adorable and has a...
I have nothing witty to say or any stories to tell (at this moment) so I’m going to wish all of you and amazing Friday!