As I sit in our vacation home, someone already had Say Yes to the Dress on the tv. I promised myself I wouldn’t watch shit...
Author: hotmess
Though I’d love to see what society looked like 300 years ago, I think I was born in an adequate time. Why? Because we have...
Not me peoples! Jesus, it’s only 10:14 a.m. I’m not an alcoholic. As we made it through the plane we were exiled to the back...
Lame-ass title, I know. I just didn’t know what else to name it. I really wanted to entitle it: Some Miscellaneous but that would get...
I figured it had to either be stupidity, drugs, alcohol, arrogance or a combination of any of the above that fueled Roseanne’s completely idiotic, racist,...
If I could marry this hotel I would. If a hotel was a spirit animal, this would be it. I love this hotel so much....
Tonight’s post was inspired by my 13-year-old. What did he do? He waited till after dinner, when there was a tornado watch to announce tomorrow...
When I go on trips whether it be business or for pleasure, I want to throat punch anyone that says things like, We’ll barely be...
Oh the fun we will have during a soccer tournament. My God. We are all up and while I type in the hotel room, my...
I’m so excited for the royal wedding I can’t even stand it! Princess Diana When I was 4 and came down for breakfast, my mom...