I’ve been to the public pool with my youngest and his friend twice in a week and I can say, I don’t like it. This...
Author: hotmess
Have you ever face planted? Like not a face plant where you at least go down, knees first but a full-on plank fall? Well, let...
I’m having a Handmaid’s Tale watch party next Wednesday and I’m so excited! I understand that out of everyone I invited, maybe half have never...
Ok gentlemen, I need to talk to my ladies today about something super girly and I’m super sorry. Tomorrow we will talk about farts and...
For a child to be bad enough to make it on to one of my posts, he must be pretty damn bad. I really have...
The Friday before Mother’s day, I stopped by the grocery store, picked up a dozen roses and handed them out to all the moms of...
I’m mildly freaking out. Parker, my 14-year-old, hasn’t even completed the 8th grade (well he does only have about 6 days left) and we’re thinking...
I’ve always enjoyed mad libs. As a kid, I would love doing mad libs on long road trips during summer break or fill out the...
If I have to make one more f’ing lunch, I’m going to lose my shit. No really. I have dutifully made lunches for my sons...
I cannot stand internet trolls. Internet trolls strike me as the most depressed, angry, joyless people on the face of the Earth. So much so,...