Dear Defense Department,
What the actual fuck are you doing? It doesn’t take an expert to realize this isn’t the Piggly Wiggly testing out new ways to deliver groceries. Given U.S. laws, no respectable U.S. company would fly drones and risk the negative PR by breaking FAA regulations and/or a fine.
Unless you have some fucked up program your testing, the drones are of 2 origins:
- U.S. adversary
- Aliens
Given they are flying over water supplies, army bases and the property of the upcoming 47th president, I’m going to say it’s the first option. So legit, what would have cost you 2.7 million to come up with that conclusion, you successfully received it for free, from a humor blogger. You’re welcome.
Get Your Drone S*** Together
So get your shit together and shoot one of these things off the coast. Don’t be surprised if I don’t load my fucking gun and practice my aim. I’m not a great shooter but occasionally I hit the mark.
And one more thing. You guys keep saying the public has nothing to worry about. That these drones are harmless. Tell me, have you ever placed your hand on a pit bull, confident it won’t bite your hand, based on observing it with its owner? Try it, I’ll wait.
In all seriousness, something is unsettling to me and I’ll tell you why. On 9/11, when I watched the second plane crash into the second tower, I said out loud, “kamikaze.” That was my only frame of reference at the time. I’d only heard about Japanese pilots who gave their life, to kill others during wartime. I didn’t know there were other psychos from other countries, prepared to die but for their supposed religious reasons. I guess what I’m trying to say is our only frame of reference right now are “drones”. This could be something we’ve never thought of but again, place your hand on that pit bull and see what happens.
Drone Videos
So I have many co-workers that work in NY but live in NJ. My company spans Ohio and New York. I asked one of my co-workers if she’s seen the drones. Not only has she them but she has remarkable ring doorbell footage. And these ass holes aren’t just hovering around, they are shooting something. Here are the videos she sent and I leave it for you to decide:
I’ve seen a lot of these videos but I’ve NEVER seen them shoot rays or whatever this one is doing. So what do you think? Friend? Foe? Alien? Let me know in the comments!
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