Ok gentlemen, I need to talk to my ladies today about something super girly and I’m super sorry. Tomorrow we will talk about farts and...
Month: May 2019
For a child to be bad enough to make it on to one of my posts, he must be pretty damn bad. I really have...
The Friday before Mother’s day, I stopped by the grocery store, picked up a dozen roses and handed them out to all the moms of...
I’m mildly freaking out. Parker, my 14-year-old, hasn’t even completed the 8th grade (well he does only have about 6 days left) and we’re thinking...
I’ve always enjoyed mad libs. As a kid, I would love doing mad libs on long road trips during summer break or fill out the...
If I have to make one more f’ing lunch, I’m going to lose my shit. No really. I have dutifully made lunches for my sons...
I cannot stand internet trolls. Internet trolls strike me as the most depressed, angry, joyless people on the face of the Earth. So much so,...
I once wrote a post called F*** it, I’m Giving Myself Props. I can’t even remember the whys behind it but probably because we mothers...
Do you ever post something on Facebook or other social media outlets and think, ‘Everyone’s gonna love this! Totally relatable!’ But then it’s taken out...
I’m trying really hard to be a good neighbor but I’m about to loose my God damn mind. I don’t know if these people just...