Ok, so I really lucked out to work at a place that is on par with my sense of humor. Now that a co-worker has...
Month: March 2017
Hello hot messes! How are you? I’m on glass #1, sitting by the fireplace in a red velvet jacket smoking a pipe. JK, I’m in...
I am like a Goddamn gremlin. What is my problem? I should not have wine and Facebook after 11 as I have proven time and...
Ok folks, you get to make the most important decision of my life for 2017: WHICH FAUX TATTOO AM I BUYING? For those of you...
When the idea came to me I was so giddy I could practically spit glitter. That was 8 hours ago. Now the ideas are flowing...
I feel like I haven’t posted in forever. I’ve been sick. Not like a man cold where I feel like I’m on my death bed...
The day I got engaged to my husband was the day I began dreaming of registering for my wedding. I couldn’t wait to hit stores...
When I was 8, I remember 4 people having to hold me down for a shot in my ass. So it should come to no surprise...
I’ve been shit on, puked on and lastly, peed on. My first experience was when I brought home my adorable newborn. Unbeknownst to me, apparently...
So this post is primarily dedicated to all my peeps in the Midwest and New England area as you can absolutely relate to this feeling. We’ve...