Kids · Parenting

Jerk Kid Moves

Tonight’s post was inspired by my 13-year-old. What did he do? He waited till after dinner, when there was a tornado watch to announce tomorrow is his Spanish food party. And he needs to bring in a 2-liter of soda. “I’m getting you the nastiest, cheapest, grossest pop I can find,” I told him half-jokingly.… Continue reading Jerk Kid Moves

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Customer Service · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Why I’m Picky With Hotels

When I go on trips whether it be business or for pleasure, I want to throat punch anyone that says things like, We’ll barely be in our room. I just need a clean bed to sleep in. WTF? I mean seriously. For the past few years my husband has been the team admin for my… Continue reading Why I’m Picky With Hotels

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Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Super Hot Mess

Dad Dances Likes No Ones Watching

Oh the fun we will have during a soccer tournament. My God. We are all up and while I type in the hotel room, my sons and 2 other soccer players are playing Xbox. Shall we get started with the shenanigans? The Walmart I found myself in Wal-Mart again since it’s right next door to… Continue reading Dad Dances Likes No Ones Watching

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Summer

Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year

I love how the last month of school, everyone’s like fuck it. The parents are like fuck it, the kids are like fuck it and the teachers (I’m sure) are like fuck it. What I mean is we are just days away from the finish line and everyone’s doing everything they can, just to get… Continue reading Everyone’s Like F*** It, It’s the End of the School Year

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Soccer

Parents Behaving Badly Part 3

Do you ever go through a holiday and someone completely takes you by surprise and gives you the most amazing gift on Earth? That was my Mother’s Day Weekend. Sure, I had to be up on Mother’s day at the ass crack of dawn for a soccer game, but the day before gave us what… Continue reading Parents Behaving Badly Part 3

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Customer Service · Kids · Rants

Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb

Nothing is working and I had a meltdown in the Mc Donald’s parking lot today. There, I said it. It started when my son got up at 5 a.m. to work on homework. At 7 a.m. I come down to find him under a blanket, watching ESPN. “What in the world are you doing?” I… Continue reading Nothing is Working and I Want to Suck My Thumb

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Super Hot Mess

When (hot mess) Sisters Get Bored

This weekend was yet again another out of city (actually out-of-state) soccer game. We drove a little over 2 hours to Pittsburgh for P, my 13-year-old, to play 2 games. Why couldn’t we have soccer games/tournaments in Florida, California or Hawaii? You’d hear no complaints from me. Sure, I would have to rob a bank… Continue reading When (hot mess) Sisters Get Bored

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

Why Aren’t There Robots to do Laundry?

When I sit down with God in Heaven (because I’m going there damn it) we will probably assess how many hours I spent doing X amount of activities in my lifetime. Eventually he’ll come to the topic of laundry. “Angela, 36% of your life was loading, folding and putting away laundry.” “What? No! Seriously?” I’ll… Continue reading Why Aren’t There Robots to do Laundry?

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Weekend Round Up

I feel as if I’ve lived 4 days all in this Sunday. We had a soccer tournament in Cincinnati this weekend and like clock work, our Sunday game began at 7 f’ing 30! 7:30! On a Sunday!! Of course I did the responsible thing and showered around 7:30 pm the night before and in bed… Continue reading Weekend Round Up

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