We Got a Dog!

We got a dog

I’m over the moon right now, in love with our new dog! Because we love the show The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, we named her Maisel, Maisey for short. She’s a mutt like me. Eventually, I’m sure we are going to give her a DNA test to see what she is and hope it isn’t as wrong as my initial Ancestry test. It will probably come back like Chihuahua and Doxin which couldn’t be farther from the truth. We think there is some pit bull in her.

This is why I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been balls deep (am I allowed to say that despite being a girl?) in YouTube videos. I even have a library now of doggie videos and I’ve watched every single one of them at least 3 times. My 3 favorites are:

Doggy Dan

McCann Dogs


So Maisel is pretty perfect except for one caveat. She doesn’t like any other animal on Earth. Yes, Miss Maisel wishes to be the sole queen bee and for every other animal to die at her hands. Take 10 minutes ago, she saw my neighbor’s dog and went bat shit crazy, pulling me forward until I about face planted.

She also farts, a lot! Unlike humans, she doesn’t have a variety of fart sounds or lengths. It’s always just a quick, one-second toot and she’s completely unapologetic about it. She farts eating, while laying down, while playing, while walking. The world is just one big place for her to fart on.

Do you want to meet Miss Maisel? Here she is doing the one thing that cracks me up. She’s taken Lamby and made her her bitch. Enjoy!




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