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I’m Honored to be Nominated for Funniest Blog

I have become part of a WONDERFUL group via Facebook called Big Up Your Blog. The moderators are amazing, organized, supportive and most of all, patient. I’ve even met several new friends and have even had an interesting education on slang in England.

So today (and yesterday too), I noticed I was receiving referral traffic from Sasha Black. So I clicked to see why. I scrolled down and sure as shit, I’ve been nominated for funniest blog! I couldn’t believe it! Perhaps the most crass blog or the most posts written under the influence, but funniest? IT MADE MY DAY! If you feel I’m worthy of this award, I would be honored if you would vote for me hereWho ever nominated this Hot Mess, please step forward so I can thank you!! 

I was so happy about the nomination I decided to compile a list of shit that could have happened to me today and I wouldn’t have cared because I was nominated for funniest blog. Here’s the list in no particular order….

  • A throat punch.
  • Totaling my car (this would be a blessing as it has over 260,000 miles on it and is over 15 years old).
  • The cortisone shot I wrote about in my last post.
  • diarrhea.
  • Yelled at by anyone, especially over the age of 80.
  • Spilled coffee all over my “motherhood is being a tiny person’s snack bitch” t-shirt.
  • The nice gay nurse practitioner at CVS’s Minute Clinic insulting my lack of eyebrow knowledge as his were the mostly beautifully shaped and penciled-in that I had ever seen.
  • A colonoscopy….ok, that is where I would have to draw the line. Nothing on Earth will ever enhance that procedure.

My Promise

There are some HILARIOUS….I MEAN HILARIOUS nominees in this category. If they win, they absolutely deserve it. If by a miracle I do win, I’ve decided I will buy the most obnoxious 80’s prom dress I can find as well as a tiara, to celebrate the occasion. Oh trust me, they’re will be pictures friends. Hell, I may even have the 12-year-old neighbor girl do my hair and make-up. Sure, I’ll look like a resident of a Western European brothel, but we’ll get a good laugh out of it. I love dressing ridiculous. Here are a few of my finer moments…..

Me Behaving Badly


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P.S. Would a wrist corsage be too much?









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39 thoughts on “I’m Honored to be Nominated for Funniest Blog

    1. You have inspired me! I would take the dress to Payless Shoe Source and if they still dye shoes to match your prom dress, I’m in! It’s nearing prom season. Wouldn’t that be hilarious if I go to a formal dress store and I’m a 41-year-old in a sea of 17 and 18-year-olds trying on prom dresses? LOL! They would be like, “Why is that old woman trying on dresses, Becky?”

  1. Congrats! I think you are hilarious! I just wish I had more time to read yours and all the other great bloggers in BUYB. It is a wonderful community…

    1. Thank you! OMG….isn’t that the truth! There’s never enough hours in the day. Thank you for the compliment! Compliments like that just make my day!

  2. Yaaay! Congratulations!!

    I don’t think a wrist corsage would be too much! Doooooo it. We all need photos! 😀

    1. Dude….I would be ALL OVER THAT. I would have to find the cheesiest, ugliest, most obnoxious dress. Then I think I would have the biggest,most ridiculous crosage. You know what, even if I don’t win, I may just do this for shits and giggles. Thank you!

          1. I know right!
            As soon as you mentioned it I was wondering if you’d seen those! An epic ivy corsage sounds perfect (and less heavy!!)

    1. OMG….to you as well. Your blog is HILARIOUS! Now, should we get campaign signs for our front lawns? Too much? Yep….probably too much. LOL!

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