I took several pics last week that I found pretty funny so I thought I would share them with you. Enjoy!
Ok, I go through my son’s texts at least weekly to look for red flags. I found this text to his BBF particularly amusing.
MY PARENTS ARE SO WEIRD!
I wish he would tell me who he likes. I would try to remain somewhat non-spastic. I try to put it in perspective though. I mean, I NEVER told my parents when I had a boyfriend. I didn’t talk about boys with either parent as it was about as awkward as the time a co-worker walked in on me, in the First Aid room, pumping my breasts. Thank God there was a curtain drawn.
BABY UP IN THIS BITCH!
I mean, how awesome is this bumper sticker? I saw this on my commute home I think Wednesday or Thursday.
I BELIEVE I ORDERED THE EXTRA LARGE PIZZA
I am a Food Buyer and the benefit is the random food that shows up on a weekly, almost daily basis. Whether it’s vendor samples, food from customers or something that is about to expire, we do not discriminate. Now about this pizza, we asked our co-worker to put his hand on top so you could understand the magnitude. Now I’ve seen extra large pizzas, but normally they are rectangular. I have never see a pizza this large, much less a 35″ pizza!!!!!
So what is funny about this screenshot? Only my co-worker would check in at a strip club, on Facebook, while the largest women’s protest in American History was occurring. Being the 10 year old that I am, I asked him if the strippers were wearing pussy hats.