Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture

Ikea Has Bent Me Over

My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell like the bottom of a trash can and this is only after almost completing my son’s bed: It’s going to be really cool because it does this: It pulls out… Continue reading Ikea Has Bent Me Over

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

Yesterday I wrote about being in the middle of a Baby Daddy Fight while working retail in college. I was an Assistant Manager for Express in officially the worst mall at the time. Fights and the occasional gun shot were not uncommon. Below are my favorite memories and why it should be law that everyone serve… Continue reading Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

Baby Daddy- A Working In Retail Memoir

In my 3rd year of college, I took a full-time position at Express clothing store because I’m a hard-working hot mess! Just months into it and I’m promoted to Assistant Manager at the Kingsdale branch. It was in a good part of town, had few shoplifters and the store was small. Needless to say, I… Continue reading Baby Daddy- A Working In Retail Memoir

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First World Problems · Presidential Election · Rants · Ridiculousness · Work

December’s Ass Hole Of The Month- Amos Mazzant

I’ve never had a featured ass hole of the month but after reading what I read today, I feel it’s necessary. He would have been November’s featured ass hole but given I just found out, he’ll do fine for December. Congratulations Mr. Mazzant. The Miracle for 4.2 Million Americans The government protects the hourly worker,… Continue reading December’s Ass Hole Of The Month- Amos Mazzant

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Parenting · Rants · Ridiculousness

Shoppers That Annoy Me

I’m really not a complainer. I always repeat this mantra when posting things like this. Half the reason I post a list of complaints is because I’m guessing at least 1 person out there, other than myself, completely understands it and probably has a few more things to add. And I welcome all additions so after… Continue reading Shoppers That Annoy Me

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Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess · Work

Fake It Till You Make It-Acting Like I Know About Horses- Day 1

Wow, where do I begin? It’s just too much juiciness to know where to start. Background. Yes, I’ll give you a little background. For anyone that hasn’t read my previous posts, I work for a Southwest company that caters to cowboys, equestrian…whatever you call them and for lack of a better term, Southwest enthusiasts. The… Continue reading Fake It Till You Make It-Acting Like I Know About Horses- Day 1

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