Getting to Know You · Short Stories · Vlog

I Would Like To Read To You- A Video

Hello all! I enjoyed making that Facebook live video and thought I would shake things up a bit and give you a break. How? I would like to read you a chapter! So sit back, close your eyes and enjoy a chapter from my unpublished book: Will Work For Deductible…..or Not a Good Fit….honestly I… Continue reading I Would Like To Read To You- A Video

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Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Travel Soccer Journal Entry-Friday

Yesterday was the start of our journey an hour and 40 minutes away, to participate in a soccer tournament for both sons. I did have to work a half a day in which part of the day was cleaning out our building as we are moving into a new one. Occasionally I would see the… Continue reading Travel Soccer Journal Entry-Friday

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Customer Service · First World Problems · Health · Rants · Ridiculousness · Soccer

Matilda, Target And Walmart

Yesterday I had a follow-up appointment to measure and check Matilda. Matilda is my benign tumor on the back of my head. Because I’m bat shit crazy, I decided to name her. Here’s the post about when I discovered I had a buddy: I Ate My Twin In The Womb Before going to the doctor’s, I… Continue reading Matilda, Target And Walmart

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Blogging · Family · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Dog With A Blog

Sure, it’s a little cliche and Disney-ish, naming this post Dog With A Blog, but it kinda fits. Guess what ass holes? It’s me, Hot Mess’s Chihuahua- Chichi Barbados. I’ve hijacked her blog and it’s a no holds barred confession of how I get revenge on her for having not 1 but 2 children. Gone… Continue reading Dog With A Blog

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Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Girls Weekend- Part 1

As mentioned in a previous post, I was invited to a girls weekend half past deliverance and just before the Ohio River. My experience of the wilderness includes one miserable night at girl scout camp, combined with staying at a Best Western or a Hampton Inn in Northern Kentucky for a soccer tournament. At 2PM,… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 1

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping

I’m back bitches! Again, term of endearment. Love you all! So I have been out in the woods this past weekend with 0 cell or wifi service and it killed me, not gonna lie. Because this weekend is treated as sacred and top secret, I have promised the ladies I went camping with that my… Continue reading Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping

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Customer Service · Rants

Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

Since my previous post about turning the tables on a scammer, I have had several more scammers stupidly attempt to swindle me. The only people who have been swindled are the scammers who had to pay to have a fake cashiers check overnighted to me. I had one check going to McDonald’s while another one… Continue reading Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

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Getting to Know You · Health · Summer · Work

My Hot Mess Day

I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day

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Rants · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Work

I Have A Secret

Some of my long-term readers already know this, but most of my new readers do not. From June 2015 to July 2016, exactly 365 days, I had the worst job of my entire life. I only took the job because my failed attempt of starting a .com business wasn’t bringing in any money to support… Continue reading I Have A Secret

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Humorous Amazon Product Reviews

As I sat here debating wine or tea (wine), I was also debating my next post when I had an idea. I thought I would find product reviews of Amazon items that would make me laugh thus making you laugh and before you know it, the world is laughing; all together. Ahhh…..world peace is so… Continue reading Humorous Amazon Product Reviews

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