Blogging · Getting to Know You

Questions For My Blogging Friends

Hello folks and happy Tuesday! I would like to give you all a survey because I want to know more about you! I think this will be neat to learn about each other! I’ll answer the questions then you guys answer any or all of them in the comments. Read up on your fellow friends… Continue reading Questions For My Blogging Friends

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Ridiculousness

I Feel Like The Damn Budha

I do, I really do. I read my spam comments just now and you would think I’m the Damn Budha or Suzi Orman. Makes me feel great and this makes up for the morning. “But Hot Mess, what happened this morning?” Glad I pretended you asked. So I put my makeup on in the car… Continue reading I Feel Like The Damn Budha

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Girls Weekend- Part 2

Before I tell you about Girls Weekend Part 2, I’d like to call out our wine charms for the weekend. Each little swimmer had a name on it’s ass….and it’s own little “package”. Despite looking for a swimmer named Fabio or Big Papa, I settled for Ryan. So here we are. If you want to… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 2

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Getting to Know You · Pop Culture · Super Hot Mess

Contest Time: Win A $25 Amazon Gift Card!

This is my first contest and it will be totally awesome or the worst thing I’ve ever done. I may totally jack this up so sorry in advance. For a $25 electronic Amazon Gift Card, here is what I want you to answer in 400 words or less: What would you tell Oprah Winfrey? Why Oprah?… Continue reading Contest Time: Win A $25 Amazon Gift Card!

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Gives Tips to Newly Minted 30 Year Olds

Today was my boss’s 30th birthday. I must say, she has her shit together! A steady job as a Merchandising Manager, adorable and has a beautiful condo in a hipster area of C-bus. She is kind and understanding. I think I’ll keep her around for a while. 😉 Then today I learned that one of… Continue reading Hot Mess Gives Tips to Newly Minted 30 Year Olds

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

Skype Interview To Be On the Gordon Ramsay Show

Sooo….my family and I had our Skype interview tonight to be on the Gordon Ramsay show and it went REALLY well. It ended with her saying she has Skyped with several families and we are by far the most entertaining. We aim to please in the Hot Mess household! If you haven’t heard, here is… Continue reading Skype Interview To Be On the Gordon Ramsay Show

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Fall · Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness

The F’ing Water Park

My oldest turns 12 next week. In January he went with his BFF to Kalahari Water Park to celebrate his birthday. Upon return, P exclaimed he didn’t want a party this year but an overnight at the water park for his birthday. Eureka! No more designing the perfect invitation, securing the venue, buying the decorations,… Continue reading The F’ing Water Park

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Ridiculousness

Let’s Swap Blog Posts!!!

Husbands? Lunch? Nah! I was thinking I haven’t done a guest post in a long time and I’ve never had someone do a guest post for me. I love all of your stories, so how about it? Would anyone like to write a post for my blog and I’ll write a post for yours? Either… Continue reading Let’s Swap Blog Posts!!!

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Some Garments Warrant A Fashion Tax

You know, as I submitted a purchase order today at work for restaurant visors, it dawned on me that one should have to pay a fashion tax if they want to continue to wear such abominations. You may LOVE sun visors and see nothing wrong with it. Should there ever be a Hot Mess Presidential… Continue reading Some Garments Warrant A Fashion Tax

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Awards · Fall · Ridiculousness

Blogger Recognition Award-Writing This After A Bottle Of Wine

Holy shit balls, another award? Not going to lie, things like this totally make my day. Like just found out my middle school bully is 300 lbs. overweight, living in a trailer kind of day. I want to thank the wonderful blogger: BEXoxoBlog. Please check her out. She’s not only adorable but her posts are thought provoking… Continue reading Blogger Recognition Award-Writing This After A Bottle Of Wine

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