Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Soccer · Summer

This Isn’t A Locker Room!

Saturday kicked off the beginning of soccer season with what is known as a friendly game at 9 a.m. for my 8-year-old son, while my husband was taking my 12-year-old to his game. To be honest, there isn’t such a thing as a soccer season. Perhaps a soccer year? It’s like a unicorn or big… Continue reading This Isn’t A Locker Room!

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Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Girls Weekend- Part 2

Before I tell you about Girls Weekend Part 2, I’d like to call out our wine charms for the weekend. Each little swimmer had a name on it’s ass….and it’s own little “package”. Despite looking for a swimmer named Fabio or Big Papa, I settled for Ryan. So here we are. If you want to… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 2

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Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Girls Weekend- Part 1

As mentioned in a previous post, I was invited to a girls weekend half past deliverance and just before the Ohio River. My experience of the wilderness includes one miserable night at girl scout camp, combined with staying at a Best Western or a Hampton Inn in Northern Kentucky for a soccer tournament. At 2PM,… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 1

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Family · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Summer

My Son Wants To Live Like A Rapper

Now my son didn’t wake up Sunday and announce to family and friends, “I wish to be Tupac or Eminem.” No, he has simply requested, nah, demanded a set of luxuries that go beyond my husband’s and my means. Maybe these would be possible if my husband didn’t put hundreds of dollars a month into… Continue reading My Son Wants To Live Like A Rapper

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping

I’m back bitches! Again, term of endearment. Love you all! So I have been out in the woods this past weekend with 0 cell or wifi service and it killed me, not gonna lie. Because this weekend is treated as sacred and top secret, I have promised the ladies I went camping with that my… Continue reading Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping

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Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Goes Glamping

As I sit at my kitchen table this evening, I’m feeling nostalgic about all the things we’ve gone through on this blog, Facebook and Twitter. We’ve had some memories and I want you to know I treasure them. I am going camping tomorrow and need to say good bye just in case. “Your not going… Continue reading Hot Mess Goes Glamping

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Getting to Know You · Health · Summer · Work

My Hot Mess Day

I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day

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Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

I am so excited to bring this to you guys I can barely stand it. Yesterday morning I placed my son’s bunk bed on Craig’s List for $600 OBO. Here is a screen shot. Seeing that many of my former jobs have been writing product descriptions, I think I did pretty good: About an hour… Continue reading Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

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Blogging · Ridiculousness · Summer

12 Days Till Girls Weekend

I’ve been invited to a girls weekend and I have no idea what to expect. I’m excited, don’t get me wrong! I’ve seen Facebook pics and it really looks like a weekend long bachelorette party. NC invited me and the other 3 moms I’ve spoken about a few times, last year at this drunk fest.… Continue reading 12 Days Till Girls Weekend

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