As many of you know, I have a 400 year old Chihauhau named Chichi Barbados. I want to share with you her diva like tendancies. Here she is refusing to move so my son can mow.
As I type this my 8-year-old is working on snack #1. He’ll probably end up tapping out at around 4 snacks this evening. My oldest, the 12-year-old, isn’t even done with his dinners yet. Despite a steak dinner at 6:30, he’ll probably have dinner #2 then begin his parade of snacks, stopping around midnight. Like… Continue reading How Do My Children Eat So Much?
Before I tell you about Girls Weekend Part 2, I’d like to call out our wine charms for the weekend. Each little swimmer had a name on it’s ass….and it’s own little “package”. Despite looking for a swimmer named Fabio or Big Papa, I settled for Ryan. So here we are. If you want to… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 2
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As mentioned in a previous post, I was invited to a girls weekend half past deliverance and just before the Ohio River. My experience of the wilderness includes one miserable night at girl scout camp, combined with staying at a Best Western or a Hampton Inn in Northern Kentucky for a soccer tournament. At 2PM,… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 1
Now my son didn’t wake up Sunday and announce to family and friends, “I wish to be Tupac or Eminem.” No, he has simply requested, nah, demanded a set of luxuries that go beyond my husband’s and my means. Maybe these would be possible if my husband didn’t put hundreds of dollars a month into… Continue reading My Son Wants To Live Like A Rapper
I’m back bitches! Again, term of endearment. Love you all! So I have been out in the woods this past weekend with 0 cell or wifi service and it killed me, not gonna lie. Because this weekend is treated as sacred and top secret, I have promised the ladies I went camping with that my… Continue reading Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping
As I sit at my kitchen table this evening, I’m feeling nostalgic about all the things we’ve gone through on this blog, Facebook and Twitter. We’ve had some memories and I want you to know I treasure them. I am going camping tomorrow and need to say good bye just in case. “Your not going… Continue reading Hot Mess Goes Glamping
These Craig’s List Con Artists had me checking my spam, purely for shits and giggles. Sure enough, several were awaiting my review. All came in after I posted Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters. Regardless, I would like to review these comments with all of you. Come along on my comment journey…… Comment 1 … Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments
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