Family · Kids · Rants · Ridiculousness

Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

My title says it all. I’m on day 3 of attempting to put together my son’s new bed from Ikea together. Allow me to demonstrate my mindset and where I currently am in the process: I’m on step 6 of 52 steps. On day 1 I realized I had one of the sides attached but… Continue reading Ill Equipped to Assemble Ikea Furniture

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Customer Service · Rants

Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

Since my previous post about turning the tables on a scammer, I have had several more scammers stupidly attempt to swindle me. The only people who have been swindled are the scammers who had to pay to have a fake cashiers check overnighted to me. I had one check going to McDonald’s while another one… Continue reading Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Presidential Election · Rants · Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

I am so excited to bring this to you guys I can barely stand it. Yesterday morning I placed my son’s bunk bed on Craig’s List for $600 OBO. Here is a screen shot. Seeing that many of my former jobs have been writing product descriptions, I think I did pretty good: About an hour… Continue reading Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Blackballed By Pinterest

About 5 years ago when I was laid off, I took it upon myself to sew things and sell it on Etsy to make ends meet. I made all sorts of stuff: wallets, sun glass cases, pot holders, shorts and handbags. The list was endless. It wasn’t enough to be my income but it helped while… Continue reading Blackballed By Pinterest

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Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness · Summer

Neighbor Faux Pas

Over the past week when I actually walked my Chihuahua in lieu of letting her roam free with the mindset ‘if it were meant to be, she’ll come back’, I began to gather inspiration for this post. And the inspiration was tacky as fuck neighbors who really need to ask themselves, ‘is this really a… Continue reading Neighbor Faux Pas

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Kids · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Flights Aren’t Affordable!

When I was a kid and went on my first flight we dressed up. This was probably 1988. On the flight to Orlando we were served chicken and several sides. Obviously flying then isn’t what it is now. Fast forward to today and I’m like ‘how does anyone afford more than one plane ticket?’ I… Continue reading Flights Aren’t Affordable!

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Rants · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Work

I Have A Secret

Some of my long-term readers already know this, but most of my new readers do not. From June 2015 to July 2016, exactly 365 days, I had the worst job of my entire life. I only took the job because my failed attempt of starting a .com business wasn’t bringing in any money to support… Continue reading I Have A Secret

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Health · Rants · Ridiculousness

Sense of Humor

Really, I’m annoyed. I’m surprised I haven’t written about this sooner and maybe I did write about it at some point and forgot, I don’t know. I’m annoyed with people who don’t have a sense of humor. Nay, I’m annoyed with people who don’t have a sense of humor and do nothing to find one. I… Continue reading Sense of Humor

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

Yesterday I wrote about being in the middle of a Baby Daddy Fight while working retail in college. I was an Assistant Manager for Express in officially the worst mall at the time. Fights and the occasional gun shot were not uncommon. Below are my favorite memories and why it should be law that everyone serve… Continue reading Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

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