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Total Solar Eclipse

Hi folks! Sorry I haven’t posted in 2 days. I feel like my right hands been cut off or something for not posting. Been at a water park (unfortunately), soccer (unfortunately), a hotel (fortunately) and various other shenanigans I’ll write about this evening. Until then, here is your’s truly, preparing for the total solar eclipse!!!… Continue reading Total Solar Eclipse

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Sugar Daddy Test

On more than one occasion my co-worker has announced she wished she would win the lottery or that she needs to find a sugar daddy. She is in her 50’s, beautiful and knows everything there is to know about the food business. I help her with excel and tech, she helps me with food questions.… Continue reading Sugar Daddy Test

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15 Pinterest Tips To Grow Your Following

I have a total of 7, count them 7 followers on Pinterest. The focus on Pinterest began because I learned this is a great way to drive traffic to your blog. Nothing comes easy and I fully intend to work for the followers I want to gain. I signed up for a lynda.com class, free… Continue reading 15 Pinterest Tips To Grow Your Following

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How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

My co-worker yesterday was sweet enough to purchase solar eclipse glasses for the department since we would be at work when it happened. She purchased 5 for $20. While I thought this to be a good deal, my cheap-ass always thinks you can find a better one. I googled “free solar eclipse glasses” and 5… Continue reading How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

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Questions I Have For God

On more than one occasion I’ve declared that if I go to hell my assigned job will either be to change the top bunk of every bunk bed or putting together Ikea furniture for new recruits, for all of eternity. I say the above jokingly, hoping to God I go to Heaven when death happens.… Continue reading Questions I Have For God

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A Hilarious Ikea Video

Considering I overslept by ummm…1.5 hours and left my makeup in my husband’s car…now 25 miles away I am having a fan-fucking-tastic day! I refuse to NOT post on a Monday and given my Ikea theme this week, I present to you an AMAZING video of 2 high people attempting to assemble Ikea furniture. This… Continue reading A Hilarious Ikea Video

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Ikea Has Bent Me Over

My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell like the bottom of a trash can and this is only after almost completing my son’s bed: It’s going to be really cool because it does this: It pulls out… Continue reading Ikea Has Bent Me Over

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Year Million

I am obsessed with a new show on the Nat Geo channel called Year Million. I’m not afraid to admit I am a complete nerd and LOVE stuff like this. I went to Space Camp several times as a kid and wanted to be an astronaut. I would put my phone in my arm if I… Continue reading Year Million

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Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

I am so excited to bring this to you guys I can barely stand it. Yesterday morning I placed my son’s bunk bed on Craig’s List for $600 OBO. Here is a screen shot. Seeing that many of my former jobs have been writing product descriptions, I think I did pretty good: About an hour… Continue reading Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

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Hot Mess Plays Cards

When I play cards, I always envision the World Whatever Poker Tournament in Vegas, on ESPN at 2 am. Players have sunglasses on and usually look like a cross between a gamer and a pedophile. How my husband watches this and finds it enjoyable is beyond me. I would rather watch someone mow grass…with a… Continue reading Hot Mess Plays Cards

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