Family · Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

I Ate My Twin In The Womb

Tuesday, on my commute home from work, I had a little itch on the right side of my lower scalp. I itched it like I normally would and felt something protruding from my head. “Wait, that’s not supposed to be there,” I said out loud. I continued to feel my head while gingerly surveying the… Continue reading I Ate My Twin In The Womb

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Getting to Know You · Health · Summer · Work

My Hot Mess Day

I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day

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First World Problems · Health · Kids · Parenting · Pop Culture

Year Million

I am obsessed with a new show on the Nat Geo channel called Year Million. I’m not afraid to admit I am a complete nerd and LOVE stuff like this. I went to Space Camp several times as a kid and wanted to be an astronaut. I would put my phone in my arm if I… Continue reading Year Million

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

Unapologetic

I believe there is an art to being unapologetic. I am unapologetic about many things. Some have taken years to get to this point, others it’s been that way since day 1. “But Hot Mess, why do you have to say your unapologetic about these things?” I’ll tell you why, because some of the below… Continue reading Unapologetic

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Health · Rants · Ridiculousness

Sense of Humor

Really, I’m annoyed. I’m surprised I haven’t written about this sooner and maybe I did write about it at some point and forgot, I don’t know. I’m annoyed with people who don’t have a sense of humor. Nay, I’m annoyed with people who don’t have a sense of humor and do nothing to find one. I… Continue reading Sense of Humor

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Customer Service · Health · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

What the F*** is this? Thinx- Part 2

Well my last post around Thinx was so successful and left everyone pretty much wondering the same thing as me- WTF, that I have decided to have a part 2. This video  and afterwards I would love for you to ponder the below questions. Get back with me if you have anything remotely close to an… Continue reading What the F*** is this? Thinx- Part 2

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

My Snake Phobia

So like most Americans, I have some sort of mental issue. Mine happens to be depression and ADD, both of which I take medication to control. The third one is sometimes the most debilitating. I have what I like to call a severe phobia of snakes. The Origins Where this phobia came from is anyone’s… Continue reading My Snake Phobia

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Family · Health · Kids · Parenting · Soccer

Soccer Practice And The Meat Sweats

96% of the time I never have to take my sons to soccer practice. Why? My husband is an assistant coach and both of their soccer practices happen to be at the same time at the same field. Unfortunately, due to circumstances, I’m taking my 8 year old-C this evening. Now the one rule for… Continue reading Soccer Practice And The Meat Sweats

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Health

Hot Mess Gets A Mammogram

I did it! The mammogram is over and I have 6 months to get unreasonably worked up again before the next one! For first time readers, I have Atypical Ductal Hyperplasia which increases chances of breast cancer by like 400% and supposed to get mammograms every 6 months. My appointment was for 12:20 but told… Continue reading Hot Mess Gets A Mammogram

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