Family · Getting to Know You · Super Hot Mess

Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

I’m done having a dog. I really am. Had 24-year-old me seen what 40-year-old me would have to do with my Chihuahua now; the adorableness of carrying a little dog in a pink purse would have lost its allure real fast. There have been times when Chichi’s baths have left me heaving while my eyes… Continue reading Chichi, You’re Making Me Want to Puke

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Blogging · Getting to Know You · Pop Culture

Total Solar Eclipse

Hi folks! Sorry I haven’t posted in 2 days. I feel like my right hands been cut off or something for not posting. Been at a water park (unfortunately), soccer (unfortunately), a hotel (fortunately) and various other shenanigans I’ll write about this evening. Until then, here is your’s truly, preparing for the total solar eclipse!!!… Continue reading Total Solar Eclipse

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Family · Getting to Know You · Politics · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Questions I Have For God

On more than one occasion I’ve declared that if I go to hell my assigned job will either be to change the top bunk of every bunk bed or putting together Ikea furniture for new recruits, for all of eternity. I say the above jokingly, hoping to God I go to Heaven when death happens.… Continue reading Questions I Have For God

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Getting to Know You · Health · Summer · Work

My Hot Mess Day

I don’t like to post about my day too often because I know you guys don’t give 2 shits about it and I’m ok with that. I had various health revelations today I’d like to share. I went to bed at 3 am last night because I couldn’t sleep. No idea why. I had a… Continue reading My Hot Mess Day

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

These Craig’s List Con Artists had me checking my spam, purely for shits and giggles. Sure enough, several were awaiting my review. All came in after I posted Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters. Regardless, I would like to review these comments with all of you. Come along on my comment journey…… Comment 1    … Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

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Blogging · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

Blogging Is Hard

I say blogging is hard but I need to elaborate so you don’t think I’m a lazy ass hole. I LOVE blogging! The group of friends I’ve met are supportive, interesting, fun to talk to and I’ve learned new things like chav in England means white trash. Who knew? When I say blogging is hard,… Continue reading Blogging Is Hard

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Getting to Know You · Holiday · Kids · Parenting · Ridiculousness · Summer

White Trash On The 4th of July

As Americans, we are gearing up to celebrate our independence from Britain. And to all my lovely British friends, please no offense. It wasn’t you, it was totally us. We needed our space and you were being all clingy and stuff 200 years ago. But like old lovers that become friends 20 years later, now… Continue reading White Trash On The 4th of July

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Getting to Know You · Health · Ridiculousness

Unapologetic

I believe there is an art to being unapologetic. I am unapologetic about many things. Some have taken years to get to this point, others it’s been that way since day 1. “But Hot Mess, why do you have to say your unapologetic about these things?” I’ll tell you why, because some of the below… Continue reading Unapologetic

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness · Summer

Things I’ve Never Learned To Do

As the summer is upon us, I got to thinking about the pool and the many ways I’ll choose to avoid it this year. It’s a process applying SPF 70 (literally, that is what I slather on my body) every hour. Trimming pubs to only find you missed a stray pub yelling up at you… Continue reading Things I’ve Never Learned To Do

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

Yesterday I wrote about being in the middle of a Baby Daddy Fight while working retail in college. I was an Assistant Manager for Express in officially the worst mall at the time. Fights and the occasional gun shot were not uncommon. Below are my favorite memories and why it should be law that everyone serve… Continue reading Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

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