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How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

My co-worker yesterday was sweet enough to purchase solar eclipse glasses for the department since we would be at work when it happened. She purchased 5 for $20. While I thought this to be a good deal, my cheap-ass always thinks you can find a better one. I googled “free solar eclipse glasses” and 5… Continue reading How To Get Free Solar Eclipse Glasses

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First World Problems · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

A Hilarious Ikea Video

Considering I overslept by ummm…1.5 hours and left my makeup in my husband’s car…now 25 miles away I am having a fan-fucking-tastic day! I refuse to NOT post on a Monday and given my Ikea theme this week, I present to you an AMAZING video of 2 high people attempting to assemble Ikea furniture. This… Continue reading A Hilarious Ikea Video

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Family · First World Problems · Parenting · Super Hot Mess

A Trip Down Memory Lane

I thought it would be a fun post to share with you guys a few pics from my past and comment on all of them. I grew up in an Italian-American household so several of the pics are from those events. Enjoy! Picture 1   This was I believe a birthday party held in honor… Continue reading A Trip Down Memory Lane

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First World Problems · Ridiculousness · Short Stories · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Girls Weekend- Part 2

Before I tell you about Girls Weekend Part 2, I’d like to call out our wine charms for the weekend. Each little swimmer had a name on it’s ass….and it’s own little “package”. Despite looking for a swimmer named Fabio or Big Papa, I settled for Ryan. So here we are. If you want to… Continue reading Girls Weekend- Part 2

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Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping

I’m back bitches! Again, term of endearment. Love you all! So I have been out in the woods this past weekend with 0 cell or wifi service and it killed me, not gonna lie. Because this weekend is treated as sacred and top secret, I have promised the ladies I went camping with that my… Continue reading Anatomy Of Hot Mess Camping

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Year Million

I am obsessed with a new show on the Nat Geo channel called Year Million. I’m not afraid to admit I am a complete nerd and LOVE stuff like this. I went to Space Camp several times as a kid and wanted to be an astronaut. I would put my phone in my arm if I… Continue reading Year Million

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First World Problems · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness · Summer

Things I’ve Never Learned To Do

As the summer is upon us, I got to thinking about the pool and the many ways I’ll choose to avoid it this year. It’s a process applying SPF 70 (literally, that is what I slather on my body) every hour. Trimming pubs to only find you missed a stray pub yelling up at you… Continue reading Things I’ve Never Learned To Do

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Family · First World Problems · Pop Culture · Rants

Ass Hole of The Month- Manchester Bomber(s)

I’ve felt kinda’ nice over the past few months. Haven’t done an ass hole of the month for some time now. Here are a few I’ve already done: Ass Hole Of The Month- The Person That Screwed Up the Oscars Ass Hole Of The Month- Amos Mazzant Ass Hole Of The Month- Madonna Thought this… Continue reading Ass Hole of The Month- Manchester Bomber(s)

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What I Will Do With My First 5 Million From Blogging

Look, we can all dream and envision a better life for ourselves and our families. I think that’s how we get through the day to day of the electric about to be turned off or the mortgage a month behind. So indulge me for a moment and read how I would blow 5 million dollars.… Continue reading What I Will Do With My First 5 Million From Blogging

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