Customer Service · Kids · Soccer · Summer

Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

This post is a a bunch of miscellaneous so I apologize for the ADD like qualities of it. Look….a shiny squirl…… The Lump So as I wrote here, I have a gigantic, 1.5″ in diameter lump on the right side of the back of my head. The doctor (not my doctor as she was off… Continue reading Another Lump, Soccer and Back To School

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Customer Service · Parenting · Pop Culture

Ikea Has Bent Me Over

My back aches, I have about 3 new bruises, 2 scrapes and I’ve been stabbed by a wood nail in my pinky toe. I smell like the bottom of a trash can and this is only after almost completing my son’s bed: It’s going to be really cool because it does this: It pulls out… Continue reading Ikea Has Bent Me Over

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Customer Service · Rants

Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

Since my previous post about turning the tables on a scammer, I have had several more scammers stupidly attempt to swindle me. The only people who have been swindled are the scammers who had to pay to have a fake cashiers check overnighted to me. I had one check going to McDonald’s while another one… Continue reading Vote How I Respond To The Scammer

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness

Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

These Craig’s List Con Artists had me checking my spam, purely for shits and giggles. Sure enough, several were awaiting my review. All came in after I posted Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters. Regardless, I would like to review these comments with all of you. Come along on my comment journey…… Comment 1    … Continue reading Hot Mess Reviews Spam Comments

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Presidential Election · Rants · Ridiculousness · Summer · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

I am so excited to bring this to you guys I can barely stand it. Yesterday morning I placed my son’s bunk bed on Craig’s List for $600 OBO. Here is a screen shot. Seeing that many of my former jobs have been writing product descriptions, I think I did pretty good: About an hour… Continue reading Hot Mess Scams A Craig’s List Scammer!

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Rants · Ridiculousness

Blackballed By Pinterest

About 5 years ago when I was laid off, I took it upon myself to sew things and sell it on Etsy to make ends meet. I made all sorts of stuff: wallets, sun glass cases, pot holders, shorts and handbags. The list was endless. It wasn’t enough to be my income but it helped while… Continue reading Blackballed By Pinterest

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Customer Service · Family · Ridiculousness · Summer

Hot Mess Goes To Ikea Columbus

I have waited for this all my year! On Wednesday, Ikea Columbus opened just 31 miles away from my home. Gone are the days of 2.5 hour trips to Cincinnati or 4 hour trips to Pittsburgh. I have an Ikea I can call my own! Now, for all of you have one just minutes from… Continue reading Hot Mess Goes To Ikea Columbus

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Rants · Ridiculousness · Super Hot Mess

Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

Yesterday I wrote about being in the middle of a Baby Daddy Fight while working retail in college. I was an Assistant Manager for Express in officially the worst mall at the time. Fights and the occasional gun shot were not uncommon. Below are my favorite memories and why it should be law that everyone serve… Continue reading Hot Mess Deals With Shoplifters

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Customer Service · Getting to Know You · Ridiculousness · Short Stories

Baby Daddy- A Working In Retail Memoir

In my 3rd year of college, I took a full-time position at Express clothing store because I’m a hard-working hot mess! Just months into it and I’m promoted to Assistant Manager at the Kingsdale branch. It was in a good part of town, had few shoplifters and the store was small. Needless to say, I… Continue reading Baby Daddy- A Working In Retail Memoir

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Customer Service · Pop Culture · Ridiculousness

Humorous Amazon Product Reviews

As I sat here debating wine or tea (wine), I was also debating my next post when I had an idea. I thought I would find product reviews of Amazon items that would make me laugh thus making you laugh and before you know it, the world is laughing; all together. Ahhh…..world peace is so… Continue reading Humorous Amazon Product Reviews

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